March Surgery

This one was based on a suggestion from a teammate. She reminded me that some surgeon was discounting vasectomies during March Madness so men would have a valid excuse to lay around and watch the games. It is certainly thinking out of the box, right? I chose to say elective surgeries rather than vasectomies so that the character could say he had LASIK. Then, at the end, he is excited about Jerry Springer. Uh, yeah! Jerry! Jerry!