Swag Bag

I am presuming that all my readers know what a swag bag is. You hear about celebrities getting them at award ceremonies. Often, companies provide some marketing swag when you attend one of their presentations. That is the context for today's CoV. My twist is that I use the word to refer only to the bag itself, which upsets Mr. Green. In panel four, I then had to find another word which implies one thing, but can also be interpreted more narrowly.