Thursday, February 28, 2013
Dorothy's Last Stand
In looking back through old personal emails, I came across a list of old CoV ideas and found one that I am pretty sure I never used. As usual, my notes only had the final punch line of "and your hot dog, too" written down.
Wednesday, February 27, 2013
Slow and Steady Wins the Race
Yes, they really do allow guide horses now. Check it out here. So, why not guide tortoises? Well, I mean except for the speed. You'd already be run over before the tortoise could stop you from entering a crowded road.
Tuesday, February 26, 2013
Literally Too Literal
Monday, February 25, 2013
Movin' On Up
Friday, February 22, 2013
Be a Nubile Newbie
I was talking to a teammate earlier this week and asked some questions about how things were done. She said, "You worked here for four years. You know how everything works." I explained that the new org structure and a change in my responsibilities make me a newbie." She wondered how long I could get away with that, and my answer was, "I'll tell you in a CoV." So, what about today's post title? Nothing. I just wanted something that kind of rhymed with newbie.
Thursday, February 21, 2013
Give Them a Big Hand
This was just a silly idea I had about the perils of having a hand as large as a foam hand. It would be an inconvenience. I decided against having a final response such as "don't look at me" or "tomorrow, wear a kilt." Unfortunately, I could not figure out how to color it exactly like the guy's arm in the tool I use. Oh well, a swollen hand would look a different color anyway. right?
Wednesday, February 20, 2013
I Bet He Likes That Tree
My note to myself with this idea just said downward dog - pee. I was not sure why someone would do that, so my initial challenge was to think a semi-plausible reason to have someone do that act. Aha. Act led to actor which led to someone trained in the method.
Tuesday, February 19, 2013
T-ai Chiwawa
Friday, February 15, 2013
By Any Other Name
Thursday, February 14, 2013
Hallway Drama
Wednesday, February 13, 2013
The Bottom Line
Yes, that sign and the spellings described herein are posted in our breakroom. No, the point is NOT that we had a generous employer who supplied those items. It is the misspelling. Come on, people. Stay with me.
Tuesday, February 12, 2013
Stick With Strengths
It seems like kids that even hold their hands in the shape of a gun are getting suspended from schools. How far will Zero Tolerance go? Here is what could happen at work. Have you heard of SWOT Analysis?Evaluating the Strengths, Weaknesses, Opportunities, and Threats of a particular proposed project or work effort? Well, as long as you know the name, you'll follow my point.
Monday, February 11, 2013
Exercise in Black and White
At lunch on Sunday, we found out that the folks had been to Tai Chi during the prior week. So, my sister suggested that it was like Tai Chi looks like mimes trying to break out of imaginary boxes. Boom. I had to write that idea down.
Friday, February 8, 2013
Spying on a Conversation
This is one of those where I don't know what made me think of it. Maybe I saw an ad for a James Bond movie?
Wednesday, February 6, 2013
Here's Looking at You, Kid
OK, our CEO is not actually pictured on the screensaver, but he is on a Sharepoint page. So, when I looked up and saw his face today, I felt like he was watching me.
Putting the Zoom in Zumba
We had a discussion at lunch about not liking to hit the gym because it meant you were hot and sweaty for the rest of the day. One of the team suggested using a shower cap so you could rinse off without getting your hair wet. That led to this punch line.
Tuesday, February 5, 2013
Stinkin' Badges
I got my badge for work yesterday. No, it is not actually larger than before. I am just not used to carrying one.
Sunday, February 3, 2013
Best Player of the Night?
Can you believe the power went out during the Super Bowl? I do wonder if Beyonce is getting her comeuppance.
Friday, February 1, 2013
So Near And Yet ...
I had in mind to finish yesterday's "so many forms" idea. Luckily, the hiring managers are excited that this candidate made it 80% of the way since their last guy only did less than 50% of the forms.
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